Felipe Anuel

The Loves, Lust and Life of a Recovering Fatty
Karaoke (Tragic) Magic (Taken with instagram)

Karaoke (Tragic) Magic (Taken with instagram)

No more Bombay Sapphire @ PW’s. Boo. #bears #bars #booze (Taken with instagram)

No more Bombay Sapphire @ PW’s. Boo. #bears #bars #booze (Taken with instagram)

Things you realize at 4:14am …

looking at the new shelving units in the dining room that you have littered with various pig and egg gewgaw. Yeah, part of you was probably thinking breakfast, but were you also thinking about a certain gaming app too? Wgahh!!!

Kinda of jealous of the Rozay. But looking forward two see Aziz in Baltimore in about three weeks. 
azizisbored:

MET BALL 2012. 
I hope your computer can handle the amount of swagger in this photo. 

Kinda of jealous of the Rozay. But looking forward two see Aziz in Baltimore in about three weeks.

azizisbored:

MET BALL 2012. 

I hope your computer can handle the amount of swagger in this photo. 

Glad you think so highly of my vocabulary, but no, auto-complete. Daguerreotype was not the word I was looking for. Conversely, when I type in “hard” you don’t have to follow that up with you know what.

Speaking of T-shirts. This finally came in the mail today. “Chubby Tattooed Bearded & Awesome”

Speaking of T-shirts. This finally came in the mail today. “Chubby Tattooed Bearded & Awesome”

I am a graduate of the Portlandia School of Design. “Put a bird on it!” (Taken with instagram)

I am a graduate of the Portlandia School of Design. “Put a bird on it!” (Taken with instagram)

Dressed for success?

Yesterday, I saw one of the men that stands at the intersection with his little sign asking for money wearing one of those Man (arrow pointed upward) Legend (arrow pointing south towards his business). Is that really message you want to project when you’re begging?  Grant it, I— um— somebody might have been curious to found if there were any truth in advertising twenty years and twenty more teeth ago. 

Note to Self:

You already draw enough heat. Please don’t drape your big chocolate ass in black when it’s eighty-plus degrees out. And stay hydrated!

Serving Redneck Formal realness in sleeveless button-down. (Taken with instagram)

Serving Redneck Formal realness in sleeveless button-down. (Taken with instagram)